what i meant to say....

My other blog is www.yankeewife.com.  it's TAME.  

Why?? 

My mother reads it. 

She reads it because I invited her to read it. I invited her to read it because I wanted traffic to my site so that I could maybe make a buck off ads. 

Plus I wanted her English expertise to proof. And her honest feedback. 

Now I want to UNinvite her because when I asked her to leave a comment, she said and I quite literally QUOTE "if I were to leave a comment today, it would be that I'm not used to my daughter saying the word "damn"."  

OMFG!  

WTF?  

I really hadn't counted on that. I mean, I'm forty-fuckin'-two years old, after all. My mom is a prude.  Definition of prude: a person who is excessively proper in speech, conduct. She's definitely excessive. She's excessively proper. She tried to raise me to be a prude too but not on purpose. She's always wanted me to be her good little girl.  I am a good little girl. 

I'm also a good girl who can SWEAR!  

She would be hurt by the term being applied to her. She's too prudish to think she's prude. Does that make sense? So since I can't even say damn on my other blog without catching flack from my "mommy", get ready for lots of fuckin' 4 lettered fuckin' words. 

It feels so liberating to say FUCK when I want to. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

I'm starting to feel fuckin' better already, DAMN IT!